Stolen from Kat, again.

1. Ever been to a male strip club?
No.

2. Ever been to a female strip club?
Yes. Hahaha.

3. Ever been to a bar?
Obv. you freak.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes, courtesy of my bastard of a boyfriend.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes. And I have pictures.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Many many many times.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
Are you serious? Obv. Made out w/ Michelle at the bar on Saturday.

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?
Literally every time I drink.

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
No.

10. Had sex in a car?
Yes.

11. Had sex in a park?
Tried to, got caught by police.

12. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

13. Had sex in a bathroom?
Tried to, fell over.

14. Had sex in a school?
No.

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
Yes.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
No, but I'm sure I spent damn close.

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
No.

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
No.

20. How many partners have you had?
1.

21. Have you ever received oral sex?
Yes.

22. Ever given?
Yes.

23. Have you ever had a threesome?
No, occasionally consider it.

24. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it?)
No.

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
Receive. Always receive.

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes, accidentally.

28. Were you honest?
Yes, but I still got hurt.

29. Who do you think will fill out this survey?
No one.

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FIVE YEARS AGO
Five years ago, it was the year 2001...

Take this quiz, post the results, and see how much things have changed since then.

What grade were you in?: Finishing 11th.

Where did you go to school?: Shenango High School.

Where did you work?: Weingartner Greenhouse.

Where did you live: New Castle, PA.

Where did you hang out?: Band Room, King's, Kat's House, Boardman, Chili's and the Dollar Movies...

How was your hair style?: Long and naturally brown.

Did you wear braces?: No.

Did you wear glasses?: No.

Who was your best friend?: Kat & Erin.

Who was your girlfriend/ boyfriend?: 11th grade... um, I think I was single?

Who was your celebrity crush?: Probably Ewan McGregor, I think that that was about the time that Moulin Rouge came out.

Who was your regular-person crush?: Oh, god. I don't remember.

How many piercings did you have?: Two.

How many tattoos did you have?: None.

Who was your favorite band?: Wow. N*SYNC?

What was your biggest fear?: Not getting into college.

Had you smoked a cigarette yet?: No.

Had you driven yet?: I had my permit.

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What grade are you in?: Almost done w/ senior year of college.

Where do you go to school?: Penn State, University Park.

Where do you work?: RA for PSU/Schiele Museum of Natural History, Charlotte NC.

Where do you live?: South Halls/Dave's House.

Where do you hang out?: My room, Nick's office, Dave's house, the Crowbar, the Darkhorse...

How is your hair style?: Long and dark-red. Vaguely Lohan-ish.

Do you wear braces?: No.

Who is your best friend?: Dave, Michelle and Emily.

Who is your girlfriend/boyfriend?: Dave Haeberle.

Who is your celebrity crush?: The guy who plays George on Grey's Anatomy.

How many piercings do you have?: Four.

How many tattoos do you have?: None.

Who is your favorite band?: Fall Out Boy/anything from the 80s.

What is your biggest fear?: Not getting done what I need to get done this summer.

Have you smoked a cigarette yet?: Yes.

Have you driven yet?: Daily.

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1.Your name spelled backwards? -- Acissej.

2. Last incoming call on your phone? -- Emily.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? -- Probably 80s rock songs to get dressed to on nights that I'm going to go out and get schwasted.

4. What's your favorite restaurant? -- Chili's (obv. chips/salsa), Ruby Tuesdays/TGI Fridays (for the kickass chicken salads) and A&W (rootbeer and burgers - YUM!)

5. Last time you swam in a pool? -- Spring Break '06 - salt-water pool on the cruise ship.

6. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree? -- Most wholeheartedly agree. She dropped her baby on his head, and didn't realize anything was wrong until a WEEK later! and he had fractured his SKULL!

7. How many kids do you want? -- 3, probably no more than that.

8. Type of music you dislike most? -- Agree w/ Erin: bluegrass.

9. What was the last thing you bought? -- Breakfast at the Waffle Shop for me and Dave - 8 bucks for 2 full meals.

10. Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle? -- No. :(

11. Does someone have a crush on you? -- Obv. my boyfriend, the lesbians we (Michelle and I) made out in front of at the Darkhorse, Dave's roommate Dave (because I finally fulfilled his fantasy of making out with a girl in front of him)...

12. Ever made a prank phone call? -- Not lately.

13. Listening to music? -- No, listening to Fun W/ Dick and Jane in the background.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? -- Obv.

15. What clothes are you wearing right now? -- Jean miniskirt, grey thermal underwear shirt.

16. Do you have a garden? -- No. But Dave and I do have a hydrangea?

17. What's your favorite comic strip? -- Calvin and Hobbes and Non Sequitur.

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? -- Obv. And to the British and Welsh national anthems as well.

19. Bath or Shower in the morning or night? -- Shower whenever I feel dirty.

20. Hello or goodbye? Mrr. Random and strangely unanswerable question.

21. Favorite pizza topping -- Extra cheese, with an additional topping of extra cheese.

22. Chips or Popcorn? -- I've been feeling chips lately, if white cheddar cheese cheese doodles can be considered chips.

23. Favorite color? -- Black.

24. What did your last text message you received say? -- "No breakfast?"

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? -- When I was littler.

26. Orange Juice or apple juice? -- Apple, obv.

27. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? -- Jason/Chelsea/Dave last night at TGI Fridays.

28. What did the last text message that u sent say? -- "Love you! Good luck baby, you'll do amazing!" (Dave's taking 2 finals.)

29. Lucky number? -- 13. Without question.

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? -- Mm, prolly last summer.

31. Have you ever won a trophy? -- Hell yes; soccer, softball, tennis, hockey, track, cross country, swimming, equestrian... the list continues.

32. Are you a good cook? -- Amazing. Esp. at breakfast foods. I make one hell of a mean pancake/hashbrown combination.

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? -- Obv.

34. Do the Chinese really use cats in their food? -- I don't eat Chinese food (after my food poisoning incident last May), so I neither know nor care.

35. Sprite or 7-Up? -- Sprite.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? -- For Catholic School when I was a little wee individual.

37. Last thing you ate? -- Hashbrowns.

38. Ever thrown up in public? -- School counts, right? then yes. And, you know, on sidewalks/in bathrooms/on my best friends after being SCHWASTED.

39. Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire? -- I have true love, so I'll take the money ;). No, kidding - Dave's worth more than that to me.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? -- Not really, but I think that when it's right, love comes very quickly and very easily.

41. Do you wear glasses or contacts? -- Both, but predominantly contacts.

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? -- Mrrr... I guess Emily, when I had to take her/bring her home, and she passed out in the back of the car.

43. Where were you for Valentine's day? -- With Dave - hahaha, he made me a very romantic dinner of cheeseburgers and frenchfries.

44. Last time you laughed? -- Last time I really laughed was last night, when Jason got wasted and acted like a complete and total moron, and cuddled with my marshmallow bunnies.

45. What's your favorite animal? -- Cats and ferrets. Dogs too, when applicable.

46. What was the name of your first pet? -- Petey!

47.Who is the second to last person to call you? -- Jason.

48. Is there anything going on this weekend? -- This weekend is/was disastrous. Crowbar on Thursday night = schwasted fun/vomiting. Then home on Friday where I watched tv w/ Mom and had some pasta and salad (yum!), then greenhouse on Saturday morning, lunch in NC, back to SC for Saturday night w/ Steve, Michelle and Dave at Chili's, and Dave, Dave, Ken, Steve, and Michelle at the Darkhorse - lesbian action, civil unions, abortions, 500 miles dedicated by Spider Kelly, stripping in the living room, and more vomiting. Then bed - Sunday Jason and Chelsea came up, dinner at TGI Fridays, took them to their concert, had sex, watched Grey's (LOVE George - want to touch, want to touch!), then got drunk w/ little bro and teacher.

49. How are you feeling right now? -- A little outta it.

50. Who or what do you think about the most? -- Dave, class in 2 weeks, moving to North Carolina.

51. Who filled this survey out before you? -- Rinnerllama.

52. Who do you think will fill this survey out? -- No idea.

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So I have these two best friends who I no longer talk to anymore. Let's, for the sake of argument, call them Balaina and Arynn (don't try to be smart and figure out my secret code - it's nothing you'll ever figure out in a MILLION BAZILLION YEARS! *insertevilscientistlaughterhere*). I keep running into Balaina and her friend um... Jizz, at the commons here at school, and every time I do, she either a. Ignores me or B. Gives me a dirty look. Today, I decided that I no longer cared. Wow, that was a really dumb story. Moral: when you have mustard all over your sleeves and are wearing a white, knit miniskirt, don't wear shoes that hurt your feet. That's a true story. In other news:



I thought that perhaps we could talk about the mathematical truth behind this logic. It is, unfortunately, true. And that, my friends, is money. Which is the root of all evil. Which equals me. For I am a girl. Believe it or not. (Actually, if you don't believe it, graciously avert your eyes to my information where you will see, if you are not blind, a picture of yours truly. I am... a girl.)

So this weekend was interesting. I actually almost threw down on Saturday night, owing in large part to the random guys at the party my boyfriend was throwing hitting on me. Repeatedly. All night long. Apparently boatcut shirts and knee length skirts are just a total turnon for Aerospace Engineers. If I would have thrown down, this is what it would have looked like:



Unfortunately, that is not how it went down at all. All in all it was good, though. I ended the night in my boyfriend's hockey jersey, meandering about the house while I waited for him to get back from walking our speech teacher home. All of the appropriate and good people showed up, including Michelle and Chris, who, as he walked in, pronounced to the entire room that I looked good and had damn nice stems (I assume that this is an early 90s/Clueless reference, and it is concerning my legs).

But I have something else to complain about today: Liberty University, ie. the brainchild of Christian psychopath Jerry Falwell (HE SCARES ME). So I somehow ended up watching "The DaVinci Code Conspiracy," as told by speakers from LibU, last night at about 1am, and have never been more amused in my entire life. Seriously. If you're a cognizant, somewhat intelligent human being, you have to see the errors in these peoples arguments, my favourite being: "Jesus Christ is the Lord and Saviour - He does not need anyone to defend Him!" Um, 'scuse me. Then WHAT exactly are you doing? Oh, and by the way, did you know that Dan Brown was seeking to promote secularism, intellectualism and FEMINISM (dear god, not that Betsy! back! back into the KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!) when he wrote the book? Oh, and that he had a personal agenda when he wrote DVC - as opposed to the men who wrote the Bible with, you know, the personal agenda to FURTHER THEIR PERSONAL BELIEFS? *laughs* I seriously can't take the amusement any longer. I love random, nonsensical Christian ranting: oh, and by the way, as a PostModern (attributed to last night's random viewing) I fully believe in/support abortion, women's rights, feminism, paganism, spiritualism and the like. Hahaha, oh, and he called Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists cultists. And called feminism New Age Satanism. I love this crap.

So, one of my friends is a rampant religious freak like this guy was; you know, a Bible thumping, Jesus praising, Hallujah shouting kinda gal. And that just scares me. Because seriously, if she believes anything along the lines of what this guy believed, I am frightened for the children she will eventually come to produce. No child deserves to be subjected to this kinda crap.

On a final note, my speech was selected for the PSU Speech Competition, which means I get to rant to more people about why Intelligent Design is bullshit. Besides the fact that it is, in all actuality, bullshit. Anyways.

Off to class, again.
Jessica

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Tonight, we drink. Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion.

The guest list:
1. Dave
2. Me (obv.)
3. Michelle
4. Chris
5. Emily
6. Maddie
7. Peyton
8. Davis
9. Petrasick
10. Lori

And then Ken/Jen, obv. and Dave the Douchebag and his aerospace engineering friends who have so kindly decided to provide us with mass amounts of donuts, bottled water, and cans of diet soda. They're also bringing kegs. I don't drink beer, but it's the principle of the thing: free booze for all! Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music! *kauff* Anyways...

If anyone touches me tonight, I will kindly flip shit on their asses. I am so tired of the "buy me a drink, tell me I'm pretty, assume you're going to hook up with me" thing that it's not even funny. But that's just me.

Mom put $100 in my account this morning. SWEET.
Jessica

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"Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants."


How old were you when you first...
FELL IN LOVE - Twenty years old. Thought so when I was 12. I was wrong.
LOST YOUR VIRGINITY- March 6, 2005. Just before I had to get on a plane to the Dominican Republic; primarily because I was convinced that I would die in a firey plane crash.
GOT IN A FIGHT- Fifth grade. I bitch slapped/punched Crystal Michleigh in the fucking face.
LOST SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU - My father, age 4.
DRANK ALCOHOL- 13.
SMOKED WEED- 17, first semester of college.
GOT KISSED - Twelve. I was tweeeelve.
GOT STUNG BY A BEE - I get stung rather often; however, I don't remember the first time I ever got stung.
WENT TO THE HOSPITAL - When I was 9 months old - I cut my finger off accidentally. And they sewed it back on.
GOT YOUR HEART BROKEN - 13.
LOST A PET- 3. My poor bunny Petey.
GOT ARRESTED- Never! hooray!
SMOKED A CIGARETTE- 17, at AEPi. When I was working the doooor.
BROKE A BONE- 13, I think. I snapped my right pinkie finger.
GOT A JOB- 15, working at the Pearson Park concession stand.
GOT CHEATED ON- 14? Maybe? I cannot remember.
CHEATED ON SOMEONE- Don't do that.
RODE THE CITY BUS BY MYSELF- I've never been on the city bus?
WENT TO A CONCERT- 7? John Denver?
MET SOMEONE FAMOUS- Um... I can't remember? Probably 'lil 'Georgie' Lucas out in Modesto, CA when I was little.
GOT IN A CAR CRASH- 20, last October.
DYED YOUR HAIR- 17.
RODE AN AIRPLANE- 3 weeks of age - I <3 to travel: provided I have both alcohol and Valium.
WENT TO ANOTHER STATE- 3 weeks, going to my Mom's hometown to get baptized.

- HOW MANY.....
LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS HAVE YOU BEEN IN- One.
TIMES HAS YOUR HEART BEEN BROKEN- By at least 6 guys, but I can't remember how many individual times it's happened.
TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN DUMPED- Two. And both are assholes.
TIMES HAVE YOU DUMPED SOMEONE- Enough.


This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't.

Dated outside your race?
Innocent

Gotten a hickey?
Guilty

Hooked up on the first date?
Hooked up, as in made out? Then guilty.

Singing in the shower?
Guilty

Spit in someone's drink?
Guilty

Played with barbies?
Only the X Files ones. Guilty

Made someone cry?
Guilty

Opened your Christmas presents early?
Innocent

Lied to a friend?
Guilty

Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?
Guilty

Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?
Guilty

Ran through the sprinklers naked?
Innocent

Ate food that fell on the floor?
Guilty

Went outside naked?
Guilty

Flashed somebody?
Guilty

Mooned somebody?
Innocent

Been on stage?
Guilty

Been on stage naked or close to it?
Guilty

Been in a parade?
Guilty

Been in a school play?
Guilty

Drank beer?
Guilty

Gotten detention?
Innocent

Been on a plane?
Guilty

Been on a cruise?
Guilty

Broken into a house?
Guilty

Gotten a tattoo?
Innocent

Gotten piercings?
Guilty

Gotten into a fist fight?
Guilty

Gotten into a shouting match?
Very guilty

Swallowed sea/pool water?
Guilty

Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
Guilty

Laughed so hard it hurt?
Guilty

Tripped on your own feet?
Guilty

Cried yourself to sleep?
Guilty

Cried in public?
Guilty

Thrown up in public?
Guilty

Lied to your parents?
Very guilty

Skipped class?
Guilty again as of 1010am

Cried so hard you threw up?
Guilty

Off to watch STA'WAAAAAARZ.

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